The HOT Or NOT Project

4. Congratulations, You Got Laid!

4. Congratulations, You Got Laid!

One week of spring break is left and currently my house is in a chaos. Well, only Tams. She's getting so stressed out about the whole project that I can see a few white strands in her brown hair. I ain't gonna point it out though. She'd probably get a heart attack.

      "So, you and Ashley, huh?" I smirked at Chase. We were currently sitting in the living room sofa playing call of duty on the PS 4. Chase had come over with Jenna about thirty minutes back as Tams gave an SOS call to Jenna because she had nothing to wear for her date. Yeah, she didn't trust me with clothing.

     "No fucking way. Ashley and I... Just don't get along. And I had anyway promised you that I would never hang out with her." Chase explained.

      "Then why were you at the mall with her?" I scoffed.

       "I had gone for a movie with Dan, Brandon, Hailey and Ashley. That stupid horror movie with that airhead." he replied.

       "Oh, that one! I watched it with Dayna and got soaked with soda. Oh and I also smacked Ryan on the face with a cup full of soda. Good days." I sighed in content.

        "Man, that movie was all balls. Ashley clung onto me the entire time. It was bad and she wouldn't let go of me. Hence, what you saw." Chase cringed.

        "Awww, you poor loser." I chuckled.

        "Maya?" Jenna chimed.

        "Yeah, Jen?" I turned to look at Chase's sister. She was grinning like a mad lunatic and gestured towards my sister. Tams was walking down the stairs wearing a navy blue bodycon dress that was a little above the knees with black pumps. All in all, she looked hot.

       "Damn, sis. You look hot. Whoever the dude is, he's gonna fall flat on his face after seeing you." I complimented her.

       Tams chuckled and that very minute the door bell rang. "That's my date." Tams jumped and nearly ran for the door. Woah, she just sprinted while wearing five inch heels.

      "I hope I'm not late." A deep husky voice came from the door. I heard a giggle. Tams, No giggling. I mentally facepalmed myself. I got up from the sofa and strode towards the door. I stopped dead in my tracks.

     Leaning on the doorway was the handsomest male specimen to ever exist. Damn sis, now that's what I call a good catch. The guy looked up and saw me. He gestured towards me and Tams looked back at me, "Oh, that's my sister Maya. Maya, this is Josh."

      "Hey!" I waved at him.

      "Hello Maya." Josh replied in his deep voice. I nearly melted. Crap. Maya get a hold on yourself.

     "We're leaving. Bye Maya, Jenna and Chase!" Tams walked out and shut the door. I was still standing next to door. "Holy shit, that dude was hot!" Jenna exclaimed.

     "Not as hot as me!" Chase shouted from the living room. "WAY HOTTER THAN YOU." Jenna and I shouted at the same time.

     "Ok fine. Stop ganging up on me. Jeez." Chase muttered, still playing on the play station. I plopped myself on the sofa next to chase and grabbed my controller. "Now I'm gonna beat your ass." I laughed.

*****

Tams came home in the middle of the night. She probably knew I was awake watching Netflix because she burst open my door and screamed, "I GOT LAID!"

     "Congratulations." I replied and got back watching the new TV series I found.

     "You know, it was the best night of my life." Tams grinned ear to ear.

      "Ok, I don't need to know details, Tams! Now let me watch this show in peace." I begged.

      "Sorry, sorry! I'm just so happy!!!" Tams exclaimed and then she noticed my deadpan expression and backed away from my room.

     I got back to watching my show. My phone buzzed on the side table. I saw the caller id, but it was unknown.

     "New phone, who dis?" I asked.

    All I got from the other line was heavy breathing. "Darth Vader, is that you? I'm not Luke but I would love to be your daughter." I whispered. My sense of humor is shit.

     The other person on the line started laughing, "That was-hahahah-so-hehehehhe--lame!"

      "I try to be funny but I always fail. But you see, I made you laugh didn't I!" I replied.

     "Yes, you certainly did." the guy on the line replied. He had a deep voice which had a slight accent to it.

      "But who's this?" I asked.

       "I'm batman."

       "And I'm wonderwoman. Nice to hear you, batman!" I chuckled. This person probably called the wrong number and now wanted to have some fun.

      "It's been my pleasure, wonderwoman." The person replied, chuckling. Another person in the background started talking, "Zack, bro, I got laid!" "Brother, say what? Josh, dude, congratulations."

    Eavesdropping is bad. But I'm gonna do it anyway.

     "Wait, you still there?" the guy asked.

     "Mmhmm. And your bro got laid. My sis got laid too.... Wait." my jaw dropped.

      "Is your bro Josh!"

       "Is your sis Tamara!"

We both said in the same time.

       "Holy shit" we both said again.

        "This is super awkward." The dude said in a sing song voice.

         "Yeah..." I replied.

         "I'm Zack, by the way."

         "And I'm wonderwoman." I replied and hung up. I sighed. That was weird. How did that guy end up getting my number. AND he's Josh's brother. Tams' hot date's brother. How in the-what in the name of God - weird. I shut my laptop, switched my phone off and switched off all the lights and laid down on my bed.

       That was creepy, dude.....

I know this chapter sucks.
More like a filler.
Anyway, hope you guys like it!

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