What Wattpad fanfictions Taught Me

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-Gay fanfictions must have sex.

-Don't jump to conclusions or your life would basically fucked up. (Actually that's the moral of almost every fucking movie/tv drama/song/book/fanfiction.)

-SOMEONE WILL DIE. (That's a Smosh reference, but no one gets it.)

-In the "emo" circle of fanfictions, Peterick (Pete Wentz+Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy), Brallon (Brendon Urie + Dallon Weekes of Panic! At The Disco) and/or Ryden (Ryan Ross + Brendon Urie of former Panic!), Frerard (Gerard Way + Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance), Joshler (Josh Dun + Tyler Joseph of twentyone pilots), Jalex (Jack Barakat + Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low) and Melanie Martinez + Halsey + Hayley Williams must have some kind of connection, whether as allies or enemies, or friends or bullies. It's just part of the fandom. Also sometimes Dan and Phil would be in there too.(Idk why, but I love them too, so I don't mind.)

-Almost every single fanfiction I read contains some kind of self-harm, most common: cutting. (Which triggers me to write my own crappy fanfiction)(I have never cut before, though I thought about it OUT OF CURIOSITY, but I know how to write that part because I've read too many cutting experiences.) (Same thing with make out and sex scenes, but even though I know how to write it, I won't.) (Yeah yeah basically I'm saying I kinda know how to kiss and have sex, but I won't do it. It's really gross.) (Actually now that I think of it, I would be that kind of person who would do it on my 18th birthday... EW! I totally grossed out by myself!)

-I learned a LOT of LGBT slurs from, again, reading gay fanfics. (Sorry, I love reading about gays instead of straights. It just is cuter sometimes. I'm often questioning my own sexuality. In fact, while I'm taking a shower today I ask myself Who am I? And then a lyric pops into my head.

I am Jean Valjean! (from Les Misérables)

I don't know why. I'm sometimes quite unpredictable.)

-A lot of users (I don't know what you read, but in my circle of fanfics), have some type of problem. Not trying to offend anyone, but I mean problems with their lives, mostly either homophobic parents (which my dad is, so I wouldn't tell him at least not until 18 if I really am bisexual.) or suicidal friends. I posted a comment in a fanfic that the song This Is Gospel (Piano Version) (look it up, it's really good) really reminds me of my dead uncle, and then a butt load of comments rushed in to reply to me about their friends killing themselves and this song reminds them of the friends, and I'm like, wow, sometimes I'm lucky to have non-suicidal friends.

-Protagonists usually are orphans or have single parents or abusive parents. Just family problems. Or the better kind, gay or lesbian parents.

-References shit ton of references. Often song lyrics. Most commonly used: Now we're stressed out. If funny videos references are in there, it's either: Thanks, Pete or from 'Drunk History: Fall Out Boy featuring Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco' (That's the whole name of the video, and you should check it out. HILARIOUS.)

-I've read straight fanfictions before Panic! caught me. I read Connor Franta or Ryan Higa fanfictions. Also Fifth Harmony. There are no good ones for the girls section, e.g. Little Mix, Lilly Singh, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Fifth Harmony... The only good one is Invisible, which is about a girl adopted by Lauren Jauregui of Fifth Harmony. It's on my reading list, although I still haven't finished reading it. It's just too damn long, and I have been reading it for like half a year since I started Form 2 when chewydonuts introduced me to the world of Wattpad. I've once read a gay one about Syan (Sean Fujiyoshi + Ryan Higa), but it just came to gay sex the second chapter and I was still 13 and really innocent of how this works, and I was overwhelmed by the use of a cock ring, so I was like, I'm never going to read gay fanfictions again. I was introduced to Panic! At The Disco on about the period between April 2nd and April 4th, because I originally thought the song Cake By The Ocean is by Panic! ( I was terribly wrong.) and searched for the song. I found out that it's by DNCE (Joe Jonas's band) and so I searched for 'Teens React to Panic! At The Disco'. I fell in love with the vocals once I saw the vid. (Blame FBE for making me fangirl about Panic!) (Also chewydonuts, I saw I Write Sins Not Tragedies and Emperor's New Clothes first, so there's no way I could have seen Brendon Urie's face at first, so I fell in love with the vocals at first, AND THEN his face.) (Sorry for blabbing about how I fell in love with Panic!) ANYWAYS, I started to read gay fanfics when I started to love Panic!, and my first one is I Did It Again...(The book which I wrote the chapter 'High' about) by TheSummerITurnedPunk (It's really good.) and this ignites me to read more and since then I've been reading really inappropriate things which are kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.

-I don't think I'm writing about what watt pad taught me anymore actually.

-WATTPAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO HAVE SEX.

-Idk, but true tho.

-The characters often either have bipolar or some kind of mental disease.

-Love stories in school either starts with a young teacher and a hot student or a jock and a social outcast.

-Daddy kinks are really gross. ( Also who the hell calls the one you're boning 'daddy'! I mean you won't have sex with your dad, right? *video about marriage between father and daughter pops up* Never mind.)

Conclusively, this is just a chapter about how I started this whole fangirl thing and how I started to read inappropriate things and how I knew a lot of things I shouldn't have known.

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BTW I'm kinda high on my mind so I'm writing all of this to get me out of my mind, get me out of my mind. (Sorry, lyric reference.)(Also this is the song 'Ready to Go (Get Me Out Of My Mind)' by yet again, Panic! At The Disco.)

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