randomeZ

Clumsiness is Incurable.

I am the clumsiest person ever.

I got this shot.

Cause life is a piece of shit.

And my dad though it would be nice to take me to Starbucks.

So we walk in my dad orders, pays the trillion dollars for a small-

Full on White Girl: Hey Riley its not Small its called Tall.

okayokay. FINE.

a "Tall" iced coffee. The lady hands it to me.

as I turn around I trip.

Over air.

the trillion dollar ice coffee goes all over the floor.

Like 10 people come out to clean it up.

I couldn't stop laughing watching the ten 16 year olds try to clean up ice coffee.

So moral of the story.

is...uhhh, gggaaa.

Don't be me, just don't.

*starts laughing*

*stops*

I hate Starbucks.