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*deep breath*

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Do I have a fuxking story for you.

Picture this...

*weird movie fade out with soft piano music* (cringe *facepalms* I hope you catch what I'm throwing)

I'm sitting in the car with my mom and sister on our way back from dropping my 13 year old cousin of at her small apartment. We're on a rural road, with farms and cute little Victorian style homes and herds or cows and sheep spread here and there. They ground still slightly damp and the air thick. The Sky painted baby blue from the rain and painted with gray and White clouds. The song Ride by TØP playing while the windows are open and I'm In  the passenger seat my arm out the window. The casual discussion of my passion and support for the LGBT community....

To much detail?

Nah...SO!

I am practically straight. (I like to say everyone had there gay moments. No offence sorry if your triggered.) And I've thought for a while that my moms homophobic. (I think she still is) I don't even no how the discussion started. I think I made a gay joke and ya... We were talking about the thing my mom saw on Facebook, about this boy who came out in a letter to his family and they wrote back saying how they loved and accepted him and they knew that Andrew was more than a friend...

Than. I was like:

*laughs* mom did you just come up with Andrew. Or was it actually Andrew.

And she was like:

*strange look* It was the first name that came to me.

than i was like:

I guess Andrews a gay name *laughs*

Than I said the most stupid thing.

"A IS GAY"

And I died laughing same with my mom and sister.

Than I thought of something (forget what it was) and I was like:

Mom I need to tell you something!

Than.

She.

Was.

Like:

Are you gonna tell me your Lesbian.

Dead honestly.

Oh god. I was like:

ya I'm totally just gonna randomly come out to you In the car. *awkwardly laughs*

So ya. My mom thinks I'm a lesbian. Nothing wrong with lesbians. I am a huge LGBT supporter. I mean. HUGE!!!! But I'm not lesbian.

Ya. Moral of the story is: don't randomly say "MOM I have to tell you something" well your talking about Anything LGBT. Unless your actually gonna actually come out.

IMA scram before I start rambling about my love and passion for the LGBT community. BUTT!

lol nope. You already got your ugly selfie of the day. So your gonna have to wait for tommorow.

MWAHAHAHA!!!!

(Says things at the wrong time Riley

*peace sign*

OUT!)