I'm not even going to explain how I feel about these. Instead, I'm going to write one that a stereotypical Tumblr user Creepypasta fan may write, and make you feel how I feel.
Enjoy!
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Hai xx3332
mi nam is raven dark'niss and im a kawaii desu neko!!1one!11! im 12 and insain. evry1 @ skool bulys me becoz of mi multiculerd eyez. 1 of dem is blud red and maks perple insain and teh over 1 changs culer ackrding 2 mi mood... its mostky blak becoz im emoshenless. i hav long blond hare and kawaii desu neko earz.
mi mummy and dady grounded me. OMGFF thsre so ABBUSSIVE!!2222111!!!!! i ran awey from home in2 teh wuds were i met slendyboo.
"im ur reel dad." he sed.
"k lol." i sed.
"ur mi proxy." he sed.
"lol lets fuk." i sed.
i fukked him even thow hez mi dad. he put his dik in mi vendette.
i woz @ creepypasta manshen wen i saw jefy boo, mi eye turnd pynk becoz i fels in luv wiv him.
"omg ur a kawaii desu neko and i luv u raven dark'niss." jefy boo blushed, i also blushed.
"lets fuk." he sed.
"k lol." i sed.
he put his dik in mi vegita.
i met beny boo.
"lets pley vidi gams." he sed.
"k lol." i sed. i bet him becoz im gud @ evryfing.
"no1 haz evr bet me @ gams b4... i wont 2 reward u." he sed.
"how wil i be rewardd?" i sed.
"lets fuk lol." he sed.
"k lol." i sed.
i put mi vigeni in his dik. slendyboo walked in.
"Wot r u moverfukkers doing??!11!" he sed. jefy boo walkd in.
"u cheeted in mi raven dark'niss!!11" he sed.
"im sirry tak me bak." i beged
"i forgiv u becoz ur a kawaii desu neko."
THE END!
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