Absurdist Stories

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Ziggy Hamantaschen Widdershins XX is a long Furby who has a passionate and slightly unhealthy obsession with all things related to the pharmacy Walgreens. No one can explain why he loves it so much, although experts from all over the world have struggled to find an answer. Sure, he can get his mother's dementia meds or nibble absent-mindedly on some Ghirardelli or even play sudoku with Velgar the shadow demon there. But despite everything, there seems to be no single, concrete explanation. Join me-the documenter of Ziggy's strange life and the author of this biography-on an awesome and wonderfully weird journey through Siegfried Hamantaschen Widdershins XX's life! Currently #1 in long Furby, #1 in Furby, #1 in Furbies, #1 in Walgreens, #1 in creature, and #1 in weird fiction! I'm a true scholar! WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT: - A contest winner on August 3rd and a new bonus section. ENTER THE CONTEST WHILE IT LASTS!

For anyone who has ever felt like content instead of a person One morning, Robin typed three words into Google. No capital letters. No question mark. Just flat, unceremonious: should i die The algorithm had an answer. Actually, the algorithm had fifteen million answers. Sponsored. Monetized. Discount-coded. What followed was a single day that became a media circus, a bidding war, a TED Talk, a podcast, a Netflix pitch, a Broadway musical, a cryptocurrency. Die Like a Star is a darkly funny, razor-sharp satire about the world we've built: one where your pain is a product, your grief is a brand opportunity, and even the desire to disappear gets a sponsorship deal. Robin didn't want to die famous. He just wanted to be left alone. The world had other plans.

The Old Man The Old Man follows Steve, a deaf father trying-and failing-to survive his unbelievably chaotic family. His blind wife Susan, brain-damaged daughter Abigail, and noseless son Earl turn a simple day at home into a disaster of screaming, smearing, and a mysterious cross-eyed dog that shows up only to eat turds off the floor. As a noodle-armed stranger with a toe growing from his palm joins the madness, Steve realizes his life has spiraled beyond all laws of nature. But just when the chaos peaks, he wakes up-forty years old, calm, living in a quiet apartment with a normal cat. It was all one disgusting, ridiculous nightmare. The Old Man is a fast, bizarre, gross-out comedy with a surreal twist and a surprisingly peaceful ending.

My second short novel about the life journey of a man, how he gained everything after losing the meaning of life itself. I hope, you guys will like reading, open for feedbacks..Ty :)

Five (deadly) Cins is what happens when you blend a general disdain for the sometimes overreaching mega-corperations that control your everyday life with a satirical bite that might just make you gasp in shock. Delve into five stories of five companies that mistreat their denizens, and see the chaos that ensues when someone wises up to their schemes!

A piece from high school: "I'm a king being carried by his peasants." Getting pantsed in the middle of Friday night prayers at the mosque was not how I planned to spend Ramadan. But when your older brother decides a photoshopped report card is worth going to war over, all bets are off. Now I'm being dragged to a park I don't want to go to, hauled onto a roof I'm definitely not supposed to be on, and somehow - somehow - I've ended up with blackmail on both of them. I'm a third-grader. This is fine.

When ordinary civil servant Elias wakes one morning to find his life entwined in the bewildering workings of a faceless justice system, he embarks on a labyrinthine journey to prove his innocence in a case he neither understands nor recalls being part of. In a world governed by nonsensical rules, where every ally might be an adversary, Elias's pursuit of clarity becomes a harrowing descent into a surreal reality that mirrors the inner struggles of humanity itself.

Chapter 1 of The Box Factory

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)

They thought it was a joke. The Moon didn't. Best friends since middle school, the worst thing Quinn and the narrator had ever done together was fail a group project - until one drunken night, they insult the Moon on Instagram. Now, the Ministry of Matrimonial Diplomacy has given them an ultimatum: marry each other by midnight or trigger an interplanetary war. But the deeper they wade into the absurd world of cosmic politics, the stranger it gets - factions in silver masks, fondue-wielding rebels, and a tuxedo-wearing Moon with a suspiciously romantic agenda. With oceans, reality, and their friendship on the line, the pair must survive cake tastings, sabotaged limo rides, and the ultimate question: is there such a thing as a love triangle if one corner is a celestial body?

Every morning, David leaves for ten minutes to get coffee. And every morning, he leaves me in charge of a ticking time bomb. While humans know that breakfast if the most important meal of the day, they DON'T know that its the most dangerous. Fun fact: all foods can talk, but breakfast foods? They are the meanest, most insecure vermin on the planet who desperately fight to be eaten first. If they're left alone too long, madness ensues. I tried to stop the Jam from insulting the Oatmeal. I tried to keep the Toast Twins from grabbing a knife. But when breakfast turns into a literal food fight to the death, I'm the one who ends up in the doghouse.

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The Fellowship of the Schmeckles - When Rick and Morty crash into Middle-earth, destiny itself goes off the rails. As Rick reprograms reality, Sauron's grand design unravels, Saruman evolves, and Gandalf tries (and fails) to maintain order. With the One Ring revealed as a cosmic root access key, Rick embarks on his greatest experiment yet-rewriting the fate of an entire universe. But some forces don't want change. And Middle-earth itself is about to fight back.

Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to be over the top in one way or another, so if you like that kind of thing you should read my nonsense. These are not scary stories, these are silly, absurd, and maybe even a few poignant stories, with a macabre flavor. Kind of like the literary version of a spooky La Croix.

In a quirky, futuristic cube-shaped bank, adult Cubioids Erick, Landon, and Moréna are faced with the task of depositing a mysterious giant cube. Erick, the responsible and stressed Cubioid, tries to follow the rules, while Landon, the younger, chaotic Cubioid, constantly makes things worse with his improvisation. Moréna, the graceful and strict manager, attempts to maintain order but only adds to the chaos with her elegant yet clumsy interventions. From the moment they try to move the oversized cube, mishaps ensue: the cube bounces, ricochets, knocks over cubed plants, cubed coffee, and even triggers cubed snack explosions. As the trio navigates escalating chaos, they finally realize they must work together, combining Erick's precision, Landon's spontaneity, and Moréna's grace. Through a comedic "mechanical dance," they finally guide the cube perfectly into the deposit machine. The bank declares the cube the "Cube of the Month," and other Cubioids celebrate, taking selfies and admiring the absurd but adorable outcome. Exhausted yet laughing, the trio stands amid the cubed chaos, satisfied with their success. The short ends with a playful Cubioid-style logo, cementing the quirky, futuristic, and comedic tone of the story.

The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After being imprisoned by the Chinese government, ASDA Carpetson (otherwise known as KK$TAYCRAY) managed to write this entire fanfic in one day locked in the maximum security prison cell. Tackling with themes of love, loss, and bereavement, this novel manages to deconstruct the Israel-Palestine conflict while also telling the story of a friendly talking car, a loveable goofball sponge, and a Grammy-winning rapper/singer/songwriter/producer who just happen to be on the wrong side of magic...and yes, there are a few other cameos lets just say...