Absurdist Stories

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Ziggy Hamantaschen Widdershins XX is a long Furby with a passionate-perhaps slightly unhealthy-obsession with all things Walgreens. No one can explain why he loves it so much, though experts worldwide have tried and failed to uncover the reason. Sure, he can pick up his mother's dementia medication, nibble absent‑mindedly on Ghirardelli, or play sudoku with Velgar the shadow demon in the snack aisle-yet there remains no single, concrete explanation. Join me-the chronicler of Ziggy's strange existence and author of this biography-on a wonderfully weird journey through the life of Siegfried Hamantaschen Widdershins XX, Walgreens' most devoted disciple.

A mysterious town that attracts everything random and chaotic. A superpowered teenager trying to live his life. The stupidest students of all time. All of these things together cause daily chaos in Hooliganville

Adventures of a bear and binder living in a forest!

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

What is an Apostle? Who is Mikey? Why does the dog run? Five hundred pages of wandering thoughts, repeated moments, and absurd observations. A story where meaning disappears, yet curiosity persists. Where lions, tigers, food, and skin diseases collide with consciousness. A chaotic reflection on desire, emptiness, and the illusion of understanding. Read. Watch. Think. Or don't. The meaning isn't here - it's in you.

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)

It's always raining when this happens. Maybe to set the mood, maybe just coincidence. But here I am again, staring at the body in front of me. Cold, still, familiar. And I ask myself, like every time: Where am I going to put this one?

Unity Frontier is a series set in my family's fantasy setting, Vesevia. It is set to be a series of unrelated short stories, showing daily life, and regular occurrences within Unity Frontier, a small village of about 150 or so people. It was founded by Pastor John Smash, a very tall man, with broad shoulders. He was led to this spot by the Lord, and built his church in the middle of nowhere, with no expectation of being found, let alone founding a village. But over the course of 30 years or so, the village sprouted up around him, bringing both good things, and bad. Before this point, he had been fleeing religious prosecution by the self proclaimed "Kingdom of God", religious fanatics that secretly worship a dragon, but purport to be Christian. Now, he lives across the sea, on North Valinia, with all the non-humans, and teaches them about the Lord, on their terms. God is not a Tyrant, and he doesn't force anyone to accept his God.

Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

This instruction manual was found in a carton of indomie noodles, written on a series of sticky notes, and translated from the language of Orcas. Many pages are missing, others are coffee-stained, and a few appear to be written in some kind of ancient dance. But don't worry - that's exactly how life works anyway. Inside, you'll find emergency protocols for surviving Tuesday afternoons, troubleshooting guides for when your smile gets stuck in traffic, and soothing tales for when to lick your wounds and rest. All poems and stories come with a lifetime warranty of absolutely no guarantees. Side effects may include: sudden urges to stare at clouds, inexplicable sighs, alighting from your vehicle to pet street animals, wondering why moles keep popping up, and the peculiar sensation that you're playing a game nobody explained the rules to.

Abraham writes a love letter while floating through the galaxy.

My second short novel about the life journey of a man, how he gained everything after losing the meaning of life itself. I hope, you guys will like reading, open for feedbacks..Ty :)

When pigeons vote gravity out of office, an ordinary retired dentist finds himself recruited by a dreaming Egg. Its mission? To erase Thursday, the most suspicious day of the week. But time doesn't like being edited, and soon Harold is negotiating with bureaucratic owls, duelling with anthropomorphic weekdays, and questioning whether anticipation itself is worth saving.

An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence

A collection of short stories

Chapter 2 youngin'

The hero is a goblin from Toledo who has a cow as his faithful companion. The nemesis is a goblin with a smelly backside. In the end, the hero is nothing more than a toy.