Absurdist Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...

The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After...

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.

If you're perfect and have life figured out please don't read this or I'll track you down and throw a shoe at your face. You're too into friends and happiness and experi...

Political Satire, absurdist poem, taken from or inspired by direct quotes or editorials . This is far from high - art, it Trump-speak.

Many short stories of fantasy, absurdist fiction, and horror.

A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???

This story is about Melchior, a 13-billion-something year old consciousness with a lime-flavored galaxy for a soul and no patience whatsoever. He is always and constantl...

"The crests of the crimson sea crackled down upon the contours of the shore, That moment they came crawling from that priestly jaw, With their tentacles hlopping a...

"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas" -mj, 2024

An Absurdist Short Story A man waits, in a room full of people.

An ambitious absurdist dramatic piece based on the 1950s sitcom.