Absurdist Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...

A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???

Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author

Many short stories of fantasy, absurdist fiction, and horror.

This story is about Melchior, a 13-billion-something year old consciousness with a lime-flavored galaxy for a soul and no patience whatsoever. He is always and constantl...

Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

If you're perfect and have life figured out please don't read this or I'll track you down and throw a shoe at your face. You're too into friends and happiness and experi...

Adam lives in a world far down the path to complete automation. He, and the rest of humanity, struggle to find meaning in a world where there is none. His apartment is g...

Absurd happenings in Reform School

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...

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A collection of short stories

If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...

Rookie wizards Olga and Roxie are called upon to save their castle home from a stray comet. With the aid of a deranged Faun, they must travel into the forbidden land of...

Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.