Absurdist Stories

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

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A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.

When ordinary civil servant Elias wakes one morning to find his life entwined in the bewildering workings of a faceless justice system, he embarks on a labyrinthine journey to prove his innocence in a case he neither understands nor recalls being part of. In a world governed by nonsensical rules, where every ally might be an adversary, Elias's pursuit of clarity becomes a harrowing descent into a surreal reality that mirrors the inner struggles of humanity itself.

An absurdist sci-fi comedy thriller with time travel, nazi assasins, a crow, a wierd old man, and a fractured romance.

A collection of short stories

PANDA EXPRESS. is a playful yet profound tale that blends absurdist humor, cosmic adventure, and philosophical reflection. Readers will follow George, a Roman-legionary panda, Julie, a curious cat, and Duncie, a creation born from accident, as they navigate a world where jungles glow with starlight, space stations reveal secrets, and hippos watch monkeys dance. The story explores themes of curiosity, trust, collaboration, and the unexpected lessons found in mistakes. Influenced by the wisdom of Socrates, Marcus Aurelius, Seneca, and heroes like Batman, it invites readers to reflect on morality, ambition, and the absurdity of life-all while enjoying a whimsical, fantastical narrative that defies conventional storytelling. Perfect for readers who love surreal fantasy, philosophical fiction, and stories that challenge imagination while celebrating creativity, humor, and the unexpected.

The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pretzel, life as a Sinclair isn't just about status it's about survival. At the heart of this scandalous mess is Nick Sinclair, a reluctant heir who was never meant to be in this kind of world. Nick is just trying to make it through family dinners without being poisoned, boarding school without being disgraced and shamed, and high society functions without causing local wars and international incidents. He swears his nine-year-old sister Kimberly might be Jack The Ripper reborn as she places him in life or death situations on the daily. And those are just on holidays. The Sinclair siblings must navigate elite society and manage family expectations while also avoiding attempted murderers. Can Nick keep himself alive and sane, or will the Sinclair name be his own undoing as it spits and chews him out? If you enjoy stories like the ones below, this may be the story for you: Knives Out The Addams Family Stories with high society idiots Stories with absurd situations Note: Cover made with AI, I will replace it with a real artist once I start writing more!

Future archaeologists are stumped over a trivial item. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

In a quirky, futuristic cube-shaped bank, adult Cubioids Erick, Landon, and Moréna are faced with the task of depositing a mysterious giant cube. Erick, the responsible and stressed Cubioid, tries to follow the rules, while Landon, the younger, chaotic Cubioid, constantly makes things worse with his improvisation. Moréna, the graceful and strict manager, attempts to maintain order but only adds to the chaos with her elegant yet clumsy interventions. From the moment they try to move the oversized cube, mishaps ensue: the cube bounces, ricochets, knocks over cubed plants, cubed coffee, and even triggers cubed snack explosions. As the trio navigates escalating chaos, they finally realize they must work together, combining Erick's precision, Landon's spontaneity, and Moréna's grace. Through a comedic "mechanical dance," they finally guide the cube perfectly into the deposit machine. The bank declares the cube the "Cube of the Month," and other Cubioids celebrate, taking selfies and admiring the absurd but adorable outcome. Exhausted yet laughing, the trio stands amid the cubed chaos, satisfied with their success. The short ends with a playful Cubioid-style logo, cementing the quirky, futuristic, and comedic tone of the story.

Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. Unfortunately this ginger-haired third-year bewitches its pages to tell a very different story to the one he tries to write of the history of The Boy Who Lived. Behold a series of articles published in The Quibbler which saw Xenos Lovegood as a laughing stock among Hogwarts students, and vowing to himself never to allow a student to work on his magazine again. Following these seven issues, he stuck to writing of the sightings of Wrackspurts and the secrets of Nargles. From The Philosopher's Stone to The Deathly Hallows, this is an absurdist story written with Meepsters in mind.

Cats: A young female protagonist with a taste for conspiracy theories is confused about the appearance of a displaced telepathic, feminist cat called “Mr Kittens” dropping in on her unsuspecting household. A time travel trip 200 million years into the future could be the cause of the upset.

Many short stories of fantasy, absurdist fiction, and horror.

Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

A collection of absurd short stories where logic collapses, meaning misfires, and the ordinary turns grotesquely profound. Each tale bends reality until it snaps, revealing the strange humor beneath despair, the tenderness inside madness, and the fragile poetry of chaos itself. Step in, but leave reason at the door.

A existentialist absurdist story of a man who is in a room and reads books. (My first story so constructive criticism is welcome!)