Swimmer Problems
1) getting water up your nose in the middle of your race
2) nonheated pools
3) getting up for morning practice
4) missing the wall
5) numbers not washing off
6) sacrificing your hair to the chlorine demon
7) brushing your hair after practice
8) having a lose suit and flashing everyone when you dive in
9) being half naked all the time
10) seeing that person just pulling ahead
11) post swim practice hair
12) brushing past swim hair
13) swimcaps snapping
14) rubber swimcaps + 90* heat= fried head
15)' being .000000000000000001 seconds behind someone
