Would you like to know how terribly awkward I was today
So I was walking to swim team practice and there was this lady walking towards me
So in my he'd in like "ok don't fuck it up if she talks to you"
And the lady walks by me and says "hi how are you"
You wanna know what I said
"Hi how are you?"
So I was walking away and just was yelling at myself like "the hell is wrong with you, you idiot"
