50 Ways To Betray ThunderClan

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Sandstorm: What's that smell?

Graystripe: I don't know where it's coming from.

You: It's coming from both of you. I know that.

S and G: RUDE!

You: You're just afraid to admit your horrible, stinky stench is making everybody sick!! *evil laugh*

Sandstorm: YOU!!!!!!

Graystripe: ———!!!!!

You: *runs away from them*

*FINDS A BOMBSHELL*

You: Ooh..what does this do?? *presses the button and grows unconscious*

You: *wakes up* Hmm.. *devious snicker*

*GOES TO SHADOWCLAN TERRITORY*

*BOMB EXPLODES*

Blackstar: What's that smell?? Something just exploded and now the camp smells like fart!!

Littlecloud: I don't know, Blackstar. At least no cat's severely affected.

Blackstar: YOUR DEN IS PACKED!!!! D:

You: Stop!

Blackstar: ThunderClan cat!! What are you doing here?

You: ThunderClan has set that bomb!! I came to warn you!

Blackstar: This is WAR!! They must have wanted to kill us with that TERRIBLE FARTBOMB!!

You: *laughitylaughlaugh EVIL*