50 Ways To Betray ThunderClan

#8

You: Mm..these noodles are delicious!!

You: *a few minutes later* Can I have a pet panda?

Cloudtail: O.O....

You: Never mind. I want a mouse!!! *catches a mouse*

Firestar: *shakes head*

Thornclaw: WHY

You: *licks paw* What?!

Sandstorm: Ugh

You: You know what?! I'll catch a mouse for everyone!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOO

*GOES OUT AND CATCHES MICE FOR EVERYONE*

You: *stuffs the mice with 200 tons of chocolate*

You: Hey guys! I'm back.

Jayfeather: Oh yay. Now COULD YOU GO BACK TO DA NETHERWORLD AND LEAVE US ALONE

You: Geez. Seems harsh.

Jayfeather: *pfft*

You: Anyways, here's all your prey guys! *comes in an hour later carrying 200 ton separate mice*

Firestar: ?!

You: *shoves the mice down cats' throats*

Jayfeather: *screeches* WHAT?! CHOCOLATE?! And...MOUSE BILE?! Did you put these in all of them?!

You: Well, I saved the mouse bile just for you. *innocent eyes*

Jayfeather: AAGHHHHHH!!!

*IN RIVERCLAN*

Mistystar: What was that explosion?

You: *comes down 100 feet in the air and lands in the stream*

You: Meh butt hurts