50 Ways To Betray ThunderClan

#11

Hey guys! This idea belongs to toratan123 , a good Warrior cat friend of mine.

You: Hmmmm...ThunderClan needs more Twolegs to interfere....

Thornclaw: I would trade you for Twolegs anytime

You: PFFFT....

*SNEAKS OFF TO THE THUNDERPATH*

*CARS DRIVE EVERYWHERE*

You: Meh. Oh well. *crosses the road*

*CARS TRY TO AVOID THE UNUSUAL PEDESTRIAN*

You: *whistles casually and crosses the road*

*CARS CRASH*

You: Hmm? What was that noise?

* * *

You: *encounters a Twolegplace* Hmmmm......

You: *starts meowing like a maniac*

*PEOPLE SHUT THEIR DOORS*

You:MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

Twoleg: SHUT UP YOU CAT

You: *jumps in the air*

Twoleg: There it is! Get it!

*A HOARD OF TWOLEGS START CHASING THE CAT*

You: *runs back to camp*

ThunderClan: *is bombarded with Twolegs*

Firestar: WHAT IS THIS

You: What?! I didn't bring them here! *widens eyes innocently*

*ON THE TWOLEG NEWS TV*

Reporter: Havoc between cars has spread along 63 Freeway around 5:32 pm today. Apparently, the culprit of this accidental crisis turns out to be a wild cat trespassing along the road.