50 Ways To Betray ThunderClan

#14

You: *whistles and walks to Firestar's den*

Firestar: *barks* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

You: Gee..Do we really need another Onestar? That pathetic thing....

Firestar: AHH!!!

You: Anyways....*bows down*what shall I do for you today O Great and Powerful?

Firestar: Wha—?

You: GREAT STARCLAN DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE?!

Firestar: erm..ermermermerm...

You: You are FIRESTAR. YOU WERE PART OF THE KITTYPOOP LIFE ONCE, AND YOU WERE IN A PROPHECY: "FIRE SHALL SAVE THE CLAN—"

Firestar: Wait, I've heard that prophecy before!! It's completely true!!!! YAYAYAYAY

You: •-• *gets a lighter*

Firestar: OOH..what's that?

You: We'll see how fire can save the clans now...*sets Firestar's tail on fire*

Firestar: *yelps and runs off with tail flapping*

Firestar: *tail starts setting the forest on fire*

You: YASSSS