50 Ways To Betray ThunderClan

#18

You: *reads a book*

Firestar: Since when did you read books? *slits eyes suspiciously*

You: This book is a hit, Firemersandstormspottedleafloverstar, and it's soooo funnyyyyyyy

Firestar: ??????? What's the book called....

You: 11.6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
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Firestar: Wat. No one's gonna get that book.

You: Oh, yeah, Fartstar? *raises eyebrows*

Firestar: *turns around*

Everyone: *is reading 11.6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
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Dustpelt: I. MUST. USE. THIS. BOOK.

Firestar: *turns to you* Who's the author?!

You: Sitting right in front of you, Your Highness. *bows*

Firestar: 👹

You:💩