Not Twilight (a parody)

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About 2,000 things I was absolutley positive, only 3 of them actually have to do with this story.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, I'm pretty sure he could get me Dracula's autograph.

And third, he somehow doesn't like candy.

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