Alex was home after a long day of work. Where does he wok you wonder? he wears sunglasses and grease for a living. he ordered pizza cause he was hungry, last thing he ate was hair gel. When the doorbell rang he opened it and saw...MILES KANE!!!. "Wow your hot, c'mon inside I want
buttocks!" Alex shouted. Miles giggled like a cute foot. They both went into the bedroom and started love makin. Luckily Alex's cat toys served as bdsm toys. But Miles accidently missed my ass and hit my nipple. "ARGH MY NIPPLE" the coconut head made Alex feel better by baking a cake. Miles asked Alex to eat his ass. So Alex took a gigantic bite out of his ass. "Oops? Was your ass even supposed to come off? I thought butts were attached to humans" Alex wondered. Miles just shrugged cause having his ass bit off felt like heaven. "Would you like any sauce on that?" Miles asked. My baby replied "yes MileS I would like some Olaf sauce!" So Alex proceeded to go to Arrendale and grabbed the guy and put him in a blender. Now he can't love summer cause he's dead. I went back home and mixed the pizza Miles brought with Olaf sauce. Then we made sweeter love with pizza/Olaf sauce on Alex's bazookas. Alex and Miles were done sex after a few years "Okay the Olaf sauce ran out Miles what do we do?" Alex asked in his patootie voice. Miles chopped off Alex's boons and i surgically attached them to his face. "Now I have a butt again" and then Alex died and Miles accidentally slurped him up while slurping his crack.
A/N- My first fic I'm so proud. Pls give me nice feedback. Kinda sad Olaf had to die but it was for plot purposes.
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Milex- Oneshots
RomanceA crackfic / fanfic on crack Alex comes home from work and gets a surprise visitor. Sexy times ensue.
