Baboonszzz his buttcheeks are so nice you have to call them boons. 'I have chocolates melting in my bag' Alex said. Milex grinned. 'LUBE' he screamed. Alex ran for his life. He bumped into Chris Martin. Chris was in in love was Alex Turner so this was very arousing to him. Their knobs touched. Suddenly they were NAYKID. Chris Martin ran his hands through Alex's hair and had enough sex glue to shove his face up Alex's dick. While that Miles did that docking thing with Chris Martin. (Is it docking idk). Miles docked the shit of Chris. They all had cut dicks cause uncut is gross and this is my fic. Sam smith walked by and took a photo and uploaded it to Instagram. They broke the internet again. The headline 'fookin boons and public indecency'. The three went to jail where Shaquille o Neil made them his bitches. Happy ending for all of them... Literally. Cause shaq knows how to please his lovers.
A/N- I tried and failed this chapter
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Milex- Oneshots
RomanceA crackfic / fanfic on crack Alex comes home from work and gets a surprise visitor. Sexy times ensue.
