We are at the mercy of the author oh no miles thought when he read the chapter title. Anyway he got on his hands and knees and was suddenly nekkid with Alex behind him also neighked. 'Well i dont have a fat dick but flibberty giblets this won't work' Alex muttered as he tried to insert his dick in Miles's butt mouth. 'Oi you have to spit or blow on it or sumthin' his lover spoke while alleluiaing to The Lord. Just the tip is enough he thought while wondering why autocorrect capitalizes The and Lord automatically. Suddenly Adele flew out of miles love cave! 'Hello.... Is it me your looking for?.... Wait shit wrong song' she smacked her forehead in defeat but her godly strength cause her body to propel back into the star of the show: miles backside (it's literally a star get it?) Miles moaned like he just shoved an entire person inside himself. Alex by the way was over in the corner filming it all. What a great memory for the spank bank this porno was. He uploaded the video on the internet and it broke the internet.
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*in the future*
Miles went on to become the most popular adult actor and the objects inside his butt kept getting bigger until one day he tried Shaquille O'Neal and it broke him
Alex became a drug dealer and overdosed
Adele was never found so I guess she died too
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Storie d'amoreA crackfic / fanfic on crack Alex comes home from work and gets a surprise visitor. Sexy times ensue.
