Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will f*ck you up, is hella brave
Aries Reality: Is a sheep with over sized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate. (Can we just take a moment see how rude this text was?)
Taurus Expectation: Loyal Bull
Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
Cancer Reality: emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable, Friendly, and fair
Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everything
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious, is probably a killer
Scorpio Reality: Really emo, and hates everybody and has uncontrollable emotions.
Sagittarius Expectation: so wise and majestic
Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God
Aquarius Reality: Still god
Pisces Expectations: So cute such anime!
Pisces Reality: How can I murder people without getting my dress dirty.
(Okay so most of these were 100 percent unreal. For example, Scorpio is very wrong because all of the Scorpios I know are very talkative and the opposite of emo. Another unreal one is Aries and Leo and Almost all of them. Though there are some that are real..)
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomThis little book is just basically about the Zodiac signs and how they react to stuff, most to least likely to do something, or just plain random stuff. Some of these are from tumblr, Instagram, etc and some are my own work. Anyways Enjoy!
