The Zodiac Signs as Bad Pick up lines

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I know this was already made by someone else but I wanted to make a similar one but with different bad pick up lines. 

Aries: Good thing I have my library card, Cuz' i'm checking you out. 

Taurus: Is your body from McDonalds, cuz i'm lovin' it.  

Gemini: Hey girl, is your name google because you got everything i'm searching for.

Cancer: Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Leo: Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

Virgo: Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all night!

Libra: My love for you is like diarrhea because I can't hold it in. 

Scorpio: Hey girl feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

Sagittarius:  Are you a whistle? because i want to blow you. 

Capricorn: Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

Aquarius: Girl if you were a booger, I would pick you first. 

Pisces: Your hair falls in waves... like a flock of goats.

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