Aries: Fight me, bitch
Taurus: I will never share my food with you again, you're not a true friend
Gemini: *Acts like nothing is wrong* *Creates a whole plan to embarrasses you in front of your crush*
Cancer: *Cries* *Stabs you with a knife* *Cries while burying dead body*
Leo: It's because i'm too good for you and you're jealous of me loser
Virgo: Did I do something to offend you?
Libra: *Believes you when you said you didn't*
Scorpio: *Fucks your boyfriend* *Ruins your life*
Sagittarius: Oh well what can you do, you weren't important to me anyway
Capricorn: *bitches about you* *spreads rumours* *doesn't talk to you for about 4000000 years*
Aquarius: why would you do this to me i'm such a good friend!?!?
Pisces: *waterfalls pool out of their eyes* *invites you for cake the next day*
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomThis little book is just basically about the Zodiac signs and how they react to stuff, most to least likely to do something, or just plain random stuff. Some of these are from tumblr, Instagram, etc and some are my own work. Anyways Enjoy!
