Aries: *tries to play catch* *throws baseball too hard* WELL DON'T STAND WHERE I'M THROWING
Taurus: "Hi hungry, I'm dad"
Gemini: "So what's the 411? What's the get down with the get down? What's on the DL?"
Cancer: *Driving kids to soccer game in a mini van* "Does everyone have their juice boxes and snack packs? Check. Alright now does everyone have their game faces on? CHECK!
Leo: *pulls out a 2nd graders yearbook* Okay son, now you point out and tell me about the kid that was calling you names cuz someone is gonna learn a lesson TA-DAY
Virgo: "Son, what did I say about going into my study!?" *Looks at room dedicated to star wars action figured and collectibles* "These are NOT toys. They are NOT to be played with. Do I make myself clear?!?"
Libra: *At the country club* oh shit, I was supposed to pick up the kids
Scorpio: "Damn it Billy, I told you stop pulling your sister's hair. If you make me pull over this car you will be sorry you were even born yoU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT *pulls car over *
Sagittarius: *Drinking bourbon and wearing sun-visor with fake hair on top* "It's lit ya'll"
Capricorn: *Talking to 5 year old child* "I don't play. I was kicked out of kindergarten because I don't fucking play. So let me know when you're ready to start acting like an adult.
Aquarius: *At PTA meeting* "Okay so listen to this guys, what if we put all our kids together, gear 'em up in superhero uniforms, and start the revolution"
Pisces: "What time is it"
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomThis little book is just basically about the Zodiac signs and how they react to stuff, most to least likely to do something, or just plain random stuff. Some of these are from tumblr, Instagram, etc and some are my own work. Anyways Enjoy!
