THE PRESIDENT

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I have a lot of weird things I do, like pressing on my nails when I get nervous, and sleep with the blanket pulled up to my neck and no lower, need the room to be completely silent to actually fall asleep, and I worry too much I think. A lot of people have that problem. I have a few people I would consider as friends, such as Bella Grace, and Liz, and Bella. That-That's about it. I love them though. They're all pretty and nice. Bella Grace is a cinnamon roll, and Liz loves x-men. Bella's an oddball who I can joke and mess around with. I'm not really the best at relationships. I'm not really the best at anything. God, how I would love to know how to play the nose flute.. Anyways, I'm a pretty dumb person. I cover up my mistakes with humor and hope nobody notices. Flaws too. I'm also the type of person you can talk to whenever, about whatever. I feel like I've seen it all by now. I really really like 2010-2012 pop music. And Lana Del Rey. I wish I was pretty enough to be a pastel kid. Those girls are cool. I play Best Fiends more than I probably should. When I grow up, I wanna be a forensic toxicologist. That's siiiiiiiiick. It would definitely get me all the chicks.

"Hey girl, wanna know if your family member died relating to poison?"

Pussy magnet.

I'm really sorry for this mess of things. It's 2 am and I just thought about this. I knew I wouldn't remember when I woke up. So, hi @ me proofreading this! I hate trump supporters. They're cancer. I LOVE GODZILLA SO MUCH. And the labyrinth. And Jentotheden. They just complete me *holds chest dramatically*

jeNMOTHERFUCKINGDENT

I'm laughing I hate myself so much. My side itches. When I move my metal mattress holder thing rattles and it's really annoying. Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep now and see how angry I am in the morning for writing this.

*2 mins later*

Crap now I gotta pee.

You're making me Fred FigglehornY

Please end my suffering.

I shit you not I just rolled over and my bra stabbed me in the eye

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