8. Police trouble

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Police: Where do you live?

Kid: With my parents

Police: Where do your parents live?

Kid: In my house.

Police: Where is your house?

Kid: Next to my neighbour's house.

Police: Where is your neighbour's house?

Kid: You wouldn't believe me if I told you!

Police: Believe me I would!

Kid: Next to my house

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