10. When your late.

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Teacher: why are you late?

You: Am I late?

Teacher: you missed an entire period!!

You: are you saying I'm pregnant!

Or if you are a boy......

Teacher: why are you late?

You: well this dude told me to go to hell, so I kept searching and know I'm here!

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