52. Lullaby

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Annoying kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

Me: sure. Twinkle, twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car! When you fall from a tree so high, hope you break your neck and die! Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car!!!

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