The best comebacks

9. Father and son

Father: son go get me a drink.
Son: cola or pepsi?
Father: cola.
Son: normal or diet?
Father: normal.
Son: canned or bottled?
Father: canned!
Son: 2.0 litres or 0.5 litres?
Father: oh screw it just get me some water.
Son: normal or flavoured?
Father: NORMAL!
Son: warm or cold?
Father: GET OUT OF HERE!
Son: now or later?
Father: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Son: gun or knife?
Father: GUN!
Son: head or body?
Father: *storms of*