My life on the Odesseya

Time traveling teenagers

This morning I woke up next to a peaceful looking Newt. I got up and headed to the bathroom. From there, I heard small voices from the living room. "When are we? Exactly. Where you able to contact Hera? Are we even in the same dimension?!" Asked a voice that seemed more like the boy's. "I haven't been able to pin point when we are but I know we're in the same dimension. And more good news, I can get us back home. But I just need to tap into this ships main frame, then I can send a time signal to get the coordinates and time to get home." Responded the girl. I finished up in the bathroom and walked into the living room. "When did you guys come back in?" I asked. "Oh! We came back like 5 minutes ago...the door was unlocked." Said Zack. I just went to the kitchen. I kept listening to their conversation.
Zack: Jill, check it out!
Jill: What?
Zack: All...ummm...9? Seasons of The Walking Dead!!!😱
Jill: *facepalms* Keep looking for a way for me to get to the main frame.
Zack: Yeah yeah😒
They stayed quiet for a while.
Jill: Finally! Look! A loose floor board! If what Kara says is true. And we're on a spaceship...ah ha! Metal, with wires underneath! Perfect!
Zack: How fast can you do this effing thing?!
Jill: I would go faster if you would shut up for once in you fu**ing life!😡
I almost laughed. I walked in making sure Jill was still messing with the wires so they had to explain. "What the HELL!?!?!?" I said, dropping my toast. "Umm...Kara. We're time travelers.⏱" Said Zack. I thought: Well that was easy! "Zack!" Said Jill. "What? Dude she saw you playing with those wires!" He said. "Anyways, we're from TURD💩. Time and Universe Reconciliation Department. I know, I know, it's kinda like TARDIS. Anyways, we were out on a scouting mission in the late 90s, but ended up here. We need to get back like right fu**ing now! Our team needs us! Me=leader and Jill is our hacker! We have others but none are as skilled as her. And I'm not only our leader but I know all weapons. If one of us needs an upgrade, they come to me. So I hope you don't mind us using your floor. There might be a few irregularities and fluctuations with certain thing when we're done, but not for long. Any questions?...actually don't ask questions." I guess since I'm like literally the definition of GEEK, I just shrugged and sat down to watch an episode of Doctor Who with Zack while he waited for Jill. It was a Saturday so I could stay home. Newt came to join us a little later. And we all waited for Jill. (No pressure Jill!)