1 - I hate you

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by elyfeless

by elyfeless

parkmeplz: It's time, Yunah.

ihateyounah: fuck off.

parkmeplz: no.

ihateyounah: I hate you.

parkmeplz: You can't hate me. I'm your brother.

ihateyounah: I wish you weren't.

parkmeplz: You're supposed to love me unconditionally, Yunah.

ihateyounah: I would if you would stop trying to set me up with your friends. I'm fine being single.

parkmeplz: But you saw how well it went with Sojin and Baekhyun.

ihateyounah: You see, Baekhyun and Sojin already liked each other before you 'set them up'. Plus, Sojin was okay with getting into a relationship, unlike me.

parkmeplz: BUT WE ALREADY DECIDED WHICH ONE WE WANNA SET YOU UP WITH.

ihateyounah: Oh, you figured out which one of you and Baekhyun's fucktard friends you want me to date? I'm so ecstatic.

parkmeplz: Such a hater. Why you gotta call them fucktards?

ihateyounah: I am forcibly friends with about 5 of them on Snapchat. I've seen the dumb shit you guys do.

parkmeplz: But they're fun!

ihateyounah: I don't like fun.

parkmeplz: I'm sending your new boyfriend to you soon.

ihateyounah: PARK FUCKING CHANYEOL YOU BETTER NOT.