Brother's Best Friend | EXO Sehun

5 - *wiggles eyebrows*

jiyongsbae: So Chanyeol told me about you and Sehun *wiggles eyebrows*

ihateyounah: And what exactly did he tell you?

jiyongsbae: That you and Sehun were in love and going on a date this Friday.

ihateyounah: Well it's Thursday, and so far, Sehun hasn't asked me on this mystical date yet.

ihateyounah: Omg Chanyeol just texted me.

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parkmeplz: Yunah if you don't befriend Sehun right now, I'm grounding you.

ihateyounah: Uhm... No?

parkmeplz: Why did I think that would work?

ihateyounah: Because you're a dumb ass elephant.

parkmeplz: Stop calling me that!

ihateyounah: Then stop trying to set me up with Sehun.

parkmeplz: Should I change my username to dumb-ass-elephant then? Because I'm not gonna give up.

ihateyounah: FFS just leave me alone.

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ihateyounah: Chanyeol is officially the most annoying person I ever met.

jiyongsbae: But you met Baekhyun Oppa.

ihateyounah: At least Baekhyun Oppa isn't trying to set me up with some kid I've never even met.

jiyongsbae: But haven't you watched them doing dumb shit on Snapchat before?

jiyongsbae: Sehun is in like all of them.

ihateyounah: Please tell me he was the one who pantsed Chanyeol like two weeks ago.

jiyongsbae: No, that guy was Jongdae.

ihateyounah: I have to befriend Jongdae now.