Brother's Best Friend | EXO Sehun

22 - Hahaha no

parkmeplz
Yo so how'd it go with Kai?

ihateyounah
He admitted to liking me but said he still 'ships Hunnah 5ever'

parkmeplz
Hahaha that's great

ihateyounah
You'll never stop trying to set me up with Sehun will you?

parkmeplz
Hahaha no

ihateyounah
Ew I hate you

parkmeplz
I hate you too :)))

parkmeplz
NO BUT OKAY DO YOU WANNA GO WITH ME AND BAEK HYUNG TO A RESTAURANT + SOJIN OFC???

ihateyounah
What no

parkmeplz
Why not?

ihateyounah
But why would I ???

parkmeplz
Because you're a loving sister who will save me from being a third wheel?

ihateyounah
Oh please, if it's you, Baek and Sojin going, that makes Sojin the third wheel.

parkmeplz
What do u mean

ihateyounah
You and Baek are so gay for each other it isn't even funny.

parkmeplz
KYS I'M NOT GAY, YOU ARE!

ihateyounah
Prove it.

parkmeplz
Sehun is a girl.

ihateyounah
First, I don't like Sehun.

ihateyounah
Second, he isn't even a girl.

parkmeplz
PLS DATE SEHUN HE IS DESPERATE HE MASTERBATES AT LEAST 4 TIMES A DAY SAVE HIM.

ihateyounah
Ew why do you know that?

ihateyounah
Also, why do you encourage me not only dating your best friend, but also doing sexual activities with him?

parkmeplz
Bc Sehun is lonely

ihateyounah
No really. Like why do you want us together so badly?

parkmeplz
I REFUSE TO REVEAL THE TRUTH

ihateyounah
Omg just tell me why you ship your sister with your best friend when yOU AREN'T EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YOURSELF.

ihateyounah
OMG I FORGOT YOU WERE ALSO SINGLE. I MUST USE THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE.

parkmeplz
bye