Brother's Best Friend | EXO Sehun

27 - You expected them to?

*ihateyounah has created the group chat OH SEHUN SEARCH SQUAD*

*ihateyounah has added i-will-wu-you, jiyongsbae, parkmeplz, bae-khyun, soodone, daddy94, yourmom, hanlu, huangpanda, laymedown, and ohoh to the group chat*

laymedown
wait what

*i-will-wu-you has added papa and 4minseok to the group chat*

ihateyounah
Omg there are 14 fucking people here I can't-

i-will-wu-you
Just relax, bro.

hanlu
Guys, we're all gonna stick to this chat until Sehun is found and/or says something here.

hanlu
We'll all talk here unless it's private. Any questions?

huangpanda
Yea, who died and put you in charge?

hanlu
I'm Sehun's best friend

parkmeplz
I'm sorry?

huangpanda
Excuse me?

ihateyounah
...

jiyongsbae
hanlu: *triggers ChanTaoNah*

parkmeplz
Luhan Hyung, Yunah is his best friend.

ihateyounah
Wait what

bae-khyun
Omg yea bc Hunnah 5ever

ihateyounah
Even with him gone and 14 people in a chat, you hoes still won't quit.

soodone
You expected them to?

daddy94
did anyone think to call Sehun's family?

papa
I did. I asked if he was there and when they said no, I asked if they heard from him recently.

papa
They said they didn't talk to him anytime recently. I didn't tell them about him going missing but they probably figured it out.

ihateyounah
Wait who are you?

papa
Oh lol I'm Joonmyeon.

ihateyounah
Oh, you're the one who attacked Sehun like the third time he texted me, when BaekChen broke the tv.

papa
Oh that's me.

laymedown
Back to the whole lost Sehun thing...

hanlu
I am starting to really question if he was like abducted or something. I mean, why would he block every single one of us without mentioning where he was going?

daddy94
His room is still messy as all hell too so he just got up and took off.

4minseok
I did notice him being weird actually, it was right after everyone got back from the movie.

ihateyounah
Oh, hello. Please continue.

4minseok
He went literally directly to his room and didn't even say hi to anyone. I checked on him and asked if something was wrong, but he just said he was tired and wanted to be alone to think.

i-will-wu-you
I still lowkey believe this isn't even a big deal and we're gonna find out he blocked us all as a joke and went to stay in a hotel or something.

ihateyounah
Imma say this now, in case Sehun sees it.

ihateyounah
If this is a fucking prank he's pulling, I will punch him in the vagina and remove his hands and feed them to a llama wearing a hat that says 'savage'.

soodone
I like your thought process

ihateyounah
Oh why thank you

daddy94
*cries bc KyungNah is more real than KaiNah*

jiyongsbae
more real than Kaisoo*

parkmeplz
Yes.

huangpanda
I'm sorry I believe I missed somethimg about this whole Kainah/Hunnah thing.

ihateyounah
This is about Sehun, not my love life.

daddy94
But you admit there is love involved *raises eyebrows*

ihateyounah
Get out.

yourmom
Young Tao, this whole Hunnah/Kainah thing is a highkey love triangle between Yunah and the two youngest bastard children named Kai and Sehun. See, Sehun and Yunah do not want to admit that Hunnah is real 5ever, whereas Kai has admitted to liking Yunah and barely cares if she likes him back because he is Hunnah trash 5ever and would probably rather Hunnah be real 5ever than Kainah. Cheeseball has been shipping Hunnah for only a week and has officially stopped trying to set them up because he has set the bait and they have basically made Hunnah real themselves with all the hugs and moments including Sehun holding her in the movie theater and they were on the ground outside together afterward. I will also acknowledge the moment before the movie when they looked at each other very lovingly, as well as the random hand-holding to obtain their food half off. Now, I have conspiracy theories about Hunnah being real, but I can save those for a later date. I would prefer to not talk about someone who could potentially be dead without us knowing.

huangpanda
Wtf did I just read???

bae-khyun
I like how this is all Chen said the entire time.

daddy94
You forgot to mention how Yunah was the last person he mentioned before leaving so it clearly means illuminati confirmed, Hunnah 5ever.

jiyongsbae
I like how Kai likes her but still ships her with Sehun more than himself.

parkmeplz
I like how she isn't denying it either.

ihateyounah
Imma kill myself bc of this shit

laymedown
No don't do it

ihateyounah
Istg Sehun could come out as gay and Hunnah would still be otp to you chicken tenders.

jiyongsbae
probs.

hanlu
Okay no but seriously if Sehun texts anyone of you, tell us.