parkmeplz
Prepare bitch
*parkmeplz has added ohoh, daddy94, yourmom, jiyongsbae, bae-khyun, and soodone to the chat*
ihateyounah
Okay before this goes anywhere will you tell me, who the hell are yourmom and soodone?
yourmom
Oh I'm your best friend who loves whatever outfit you wear and defends you for life.
ihateyounah
Okay so that's Chen Oppa.
soodone
I'm 'a squishy ball of hell' according to Chan Hyung, but anyway I'm 10 on that picture shit Chan Hyung made.
ihateyounah
Okay so then you're Kyungsoo.
soodone
yep.
parkmeplz
Okay I gathered you all here today so we could discuss everything that happened at the movies.
soodone
I wasn’t there.
*soodone has left the chat*
Ihateyounah
Omg haha I love him already.
ohoh
I am offended.
yourmom
Of course you are. You're her new boyfriend.
ohoh
What makes you think that?
daddy94
Bitch, that hug when we dropped the girls off was just too much. How in hell could you two not be dating?
jiyongsbae
I second that.
ihateyounah
Who's side are you on hoe?
jiyongsbae
the side of love (;
ihateyounah
kys
bae-khyun
leAVE MY BABY ALONE YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE !!1!!!
daddy94
yoU LEAVE OUR PRECIOUS YUNAH ALONE YOU BURNT DONUT FUCKHAT !!1!11!
bae-khyun
CHANYEOL DEFEND ME.
parkmeplz
'burnt donut fuckhat' hahahahaha
*bae-khyun has left the chat*
jiyongsbae
Not gonna lie, that was a good one Jongin.
jiyongsbae
Really though, I must tend to my bf before he starts crying.
*jiyongsbae has left the chat*
ihateyounah
well fuck life I'm stuck with a bunch of guys.
yourmom
Well, now I'M offended.
ohoh
you see.
parkmeplz
we got off topic, shit.
ohoh
No we didn't. What do you mean?
parkmeplz
we were discussing the HunNah stuff.
ihateyounah
No we weren't.
yourmom
The denial is real.
parkmeplz
What was with that hug tho?
ihateyounah
It's called being friends.
daddy94
OKAY SO THEN AFTER THE MOVIE, WHEN WE WERE PLAYING TAG IN THE FIELD, WHY WERE YOU TWO CUDDLING ON THE GROUND?
ihateyounah
wth is your definition of cuddling?
ohoh
yea really guys
daddy94
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
ohoh
Kai hyung, you're pregnant.
daddy94
WAT (T-T)
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parkmeplz
Wow.
parkmeplz
Okay but seriously what happened that you were both on the ground?
ihateyounah
I tripped and took him with me.
parkmeplz
K then what about the hug?
ohoh
we're friends???
parkmeplz
And then that stare down before we went into the movie theater?
ihateyounah
it was literally nothing Oppa. We're FRIENDS.
yourmom
K THEN WHAT ABOUT WHEN SEHUN HID HIS FACE IN UR SHOULDER DURING THE MOVIE???!!
ohoh
I was fucking terrified Hyung WhY dO yOU gOtTa mAKe fuN oF Me?
yourmom
Waat? the movie was hardly scary!
ohoh
You're gay for Xiumin Hyung.
yourmom
WAT NO I'M NOT !!! T.T
*yourmom has left the chat*
parkmeplz
this isn't over.
*parkmeplz removed ohoh from the chat*
parkmeplz
We'll speak later, Park Yunah.
ihateyounah
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Brother's Best Friend | EXO Sehun
FanfictionChanyeol needs to stop trying to play matchmaker.
