ihateyounah: YOU FUCKER
ohoh: What did I do?
ihateyounah: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO THE MOVIE TOO.
ohoh: Surprise!
ihateyounah: I'm scared now.
ohoh: What? I don't bite!
ihateyounah: I know but the evening's going to be ruined from Chanyeol.
ohoh: He'll be chill, don't worry.
ihateyounah: As much as he says he'll be calm and won't mess with us and all his petty lies, there's just no way in hell he won't be trying to set us up and make us stay close together and all his Chanyeol things.
ohoh: Okay I see your point.
ihateyounah: We need a plan, Muchacho. We can't let the big-eared fucker ruin the evening.
ohoh: Okay let's think...
ohoh: I thought a thought, and I have a plan.
ihateyounah: Let me hear it.
ohoh: So we're afraid he'll harass us and make us stay near each other. Then let's just stay near each other and make sure he sees we're hanging out so he won't fuck with us.
ihateyounah: You're a genius.
ohoh: Why thank you.
ihateyounah: But if this fails I'm giving up on life.
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Brother's Best Friend | EXO Sehun
FanfictionChanyeol needs to stop trying to play matchmaker.