THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL ⇋ SEBASTIAN STAN

TWENTY TWO | GROUPCHAT

[TEXTING]
[HE'S BACK]
[christofuck, maggie, roburst, seabass, sleazy, germie]

christofuck
Is my name forever going
to be like this? It's getting
a bit uncomfortable

maggie
At least yours is acceptable

maggie
I mean

maggie
Anthony Maggie? Ew

seabass
Let's be real, Christofuck
was #iconic

sleazy
I don't appreciate the fact
that my name is 'sleazy'

roburst
Mine sounds like I just
exploded, it sounds dirty
and like a name of a
condom brand

germie
I'm a fucking germ, hands
down the ugliest name in
this stupid-ass gc

seabass
Hmm, I think it's like a
form of 'bonding' in my
eyes, guys

germie
How the hell is this a
form of bonding

maggie
It's torture right lol

sleazy
Why am I the only female
in this groupchat again?

seabass
Because I can't handle
Scarlett at the moment

christofuck
ANYWAYS

christofuck
How was your vacation
of some sorts?

seabass
If I would to put it in one
word, it would be: amazing

maggie
Did you meet new girls?

roburst
I've had enough of girls
and their ways

sleazy
I've had enough of men
in general

maggie
Y'all are always so negative

seabass
I did meet a girl, she's nice
and her name's Summer

germie
As in the season?¿?

sleazy
Is there something wrong
with that, GERMie?

roburst
Stop fighting and let Seb
continue his story for
fuck's sake

christofuck
What he said

seabass
Alright, so remember when I
took a vacation? Or a hiatus?

sleazy
I think I had amnesia

christofuck
Lizzy

sleazy
Sorry

seabass
So I went to London and I
stayed there for a month.
Usually I'd only take days
when I'm staying at a
particular place but it's kind
of different when I was in
London

maggie
Go on

seabass
I met Summer a few days before
my flight was due. I was getting
lost around London – which was
half-painful and half-enjoying –
when she approached me. I was
about to go to this café when I
bumped into her.

germie
So you bumped into her, told her
sorry, asked for her name, then
talked, then went to the café
together then boom! Summer's
the reason why you stayed there
for a month

seabass
.....

seabass
Am I that predictable?

sleazy
A bit

christofuck
I thought it was nice

roburst
Is she still in London?

seabass
Yeah, but she's planning to
visit here, I think

maggie
Is it your turn to be her
tour guide?

seabass
Maybe lol

sleazy
Do I get to meet her

sleazy
That wasn't a question

seabass
WELL WHAT'D YOU EXPECT
ME TO ANSWER THEN?

sleazy
Silence

christofuck
I'm glad you're back dude

seabass
Me too, I guess

roburst
A word of advice from an old
man who has seen what happened
with your past relationships: Make
sure she loves you, don't fall for her
easily or you'll get your heart broken
for God knows how many already

roburst
What I'm saying is, don't fall too
hard, don't love too hard if you
aren't sure with her yet. Leave
some love for yourself, Seb. I
hope you learned that while
you were on a hiatus

maggie
*wipes tears*

germie
That was beautiful

sleazy
Same

seabass
I'll promise to take care of
myself this time, guys

seabass
If anything goes wrong, I'll
come back to all of you

christofuck
We'll always be here for
you, Seb

maggie
YESSIR

sleazy
I'm not

sleazy
Kidding, I'm always here for
you too, ugly

seabass
I feel so loved
[read 12:37pm]

seabass
Maybe not
[read 12:39pm]

—
And it's back. I hope you guys
are ready for what this part
is going to hold. (: