THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL ⇋ SEBASTIAN STAN

FOURTEEN | GROUPCHAT

[TEXTING]
[BOI IF U DONT]
[elizziebeth, scar my mom, chocolaccino, tone, hot guy, meme lord]

meme lord
Hey guys, what's good?

chocolaccino
YOU MEAN WHAT'S
CRACKALACKIN'

tone
What he means is

tone
How was Tulsa?

elizziebeth
Tragic, he's still a meme.

meme lord
Thank you, Lizzie, for
answering the question
that was OBVIOUSLY
meant for you.

hot guy
Alright kids, settle down.

hot guy
Dad doesn't have the time
for your bullshit right now.

chocolaccino
Isn't RDJ supposed to be dad
I mean he old AF lmaooo.

tone
You won't look this good at
the age of 51.

chocolaccino
Aren't you 56?¿?

tone
bITCH

meme lord
Jesus Christ.

meme lord
Anyways, Tulsa was amazing
as always. The fans were the
best. They made me do these
weird and sexual poses but
other than that, it's all good.

meme lord
I miss Martha though. She
was the only thing in my
mind when I was in Tulsa.

meme lord
All I did was think about
her. Her smile.. her eyes..

elizziebeth
I'm gonna vomit brb.

meme lord
Shut the fuck up don't make
me fight you.

elizziebeth
Why don't you square up
you fake ass bitch.

tone
That's good my son is growing
up to be a man.

tone
Proud of you, Seb.

meme lord
Thanks, dad.

hot guy
But don't you find her
a little.. too interested?

chocolaccino
Is that supposed to be bad?

meme lord
I'm on Mackie's side this time.

elizziebeth
Is you dumb or is you dumb?

meme lord
Is you gonna square up or nah?

hot guy
Alright listen up.

hot guy
Remember when you said
that she uh kept her eyes
trained on you? Like most
of the time?

meme lord
I know I'm good looking..

elizziebeth
You have an ego as big as
your forehead.