Man: Welcome to the LA speed dating event! My name is Deandre Luther and I'm your host for today.
I'm just sitting down in this speed dating event waiting for it to start. I can just see all these fine men dotted around the place. But I'm so nervous - what if I fuck up? What if they're rude, or if I'm rude?
Stop thinking like that, stupid.
Man: Now, all the ladies, go to the stewards to find out your seat number and sit down.
Steward: Name?
me: Breana Womack
Steward: number 78
I walked to table 78 and took a seat. I was just thinking, 'what have I gotten myself into'.
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man 1: well hello there, my name is Jasper Revos. I am an elite businessman who has been single for too long. I am looking for a lady who is around equivalent to my academic strengths and successes. How about you?
me: *stutters* erm, hi. My name is Breana Womack. I am a single mother of twins...
Jasper: SINGLE MOTHER? Let me guess, your occupation is you being a classic whore with a mystery babydaddy on the loose because of the loss of strength to keep your legs closed?
me: *crying* how can you say you're an 'elite', and yet trash talk my life? You big-headed, low life self centered piece of shit. Get the fuck off my table.
Jasper: But the time is not up, I was still trying to get to know you and...
me: Get to know me...GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
As soon as I had shouted this, the stewards came and I had reported him for "bullying" or something like that.
This night is going to be looooong.
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Zonnique P.O.V:
me: Rayan, we need to talk.
Ray: Yo girl, since when did you start calling me by my government name? Have me feeling nervous and shit.
me: Well, we've been dating for a couple years now...and...oh God I don't even know where to begin..
Rayan: take it easy ma, breathe
He pecked my lips as I continued to breathe.
me: I'm...pregnant
Tears started to form as I saw he hadn't replied.
me:Rayan, are you okay? Oh my God...it's the end, it's the fucking end!
Rayan: Baby, I'm happy.
I kept crying, but not for sadness.
me: really?
Rayan: Of course. Oh, did you think I'll pull a 'Chresanto' card? Of course not!
me: *laughing* Oh my God, I love you.
We kissed for what seems like forever.
me: But a 'Chresanto card'...? That's just low
I continued laughing.
Rayan: At the end of the day, I will be here for my little 'STAR'.
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Breana P.O.V:
I swear to God, I am done with this. I have spoken to big headed pimples, and ex-convicts and male jiggalos. I'm fucking done.
As I was getting ready, someone had come to the table, but I hadn't seen the face, as I was looking at my bag.
me: hey, I'm going home. I'm not interested.
man 2: at least let me introduce myself.
I looked up, and heaven flashed in my eyes.
man 2: I'm Jelani Sanchez. I'm 23 years old and just looking for someone who can relate to me.
He flashed his pearly white set of teeth and my heart just felt like it was ripped out of my chest.
me: Hi, erm, I'm Breana Womack. I'm 21 years old with a lot of history...
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*lucas coly as Jelani Sanchez* --> ran out of people to use.
End of P.O.V
End of chapter
DISCLAIMER: this chapter has NOT been proof read. apologies in advance for places that may not make sense.
