NOTE: Sorry about the wait on the next part of “Another Man’s Guitar,” had writer’s block. Here’s Pt. 3. Enjoy!
(We see Stewie and Brian watching TV back in Quahog. On the screen is the clip from Drawn Together where Daria has a nail in her eye.)
DARIA: It’s man’s fault.
(Cut to Stewie and Brian.)
BRIAN: What kind of sick minds would watch this garbage?
STEWIE: I love the part where they maimed Scrappy Doo.
BRIAN: I stand corrected.
(We see Peter enter with the stolen Gene Simmons guitar he now bought.)
PETER: Hey you guys, want to hear me wail on this baby?
BRIAN: Peter where did you get that guitar anyway?
PETER: Bought it from a flea market. Why?
STEWIE: Fat Man, that guitar could be stolen, you smuck.
PETER: What do you mean?
BRIAN: The news said that Gene Simmons guitar was stolen a few days ago.
PETER: I bought this baby fair and squarepants.
BRIAN: Peter, look at the guitar closely.
(Peter spots Gene Simmons autograph on the guitar.)
PETER: Holy crap!!! (Beat) Gene Simmons signed his guitar just for me, since Lois did them years ago.
STEWIE: Idiot.
BRIAN: Dammit, Peter! Didn’t you read the first two parts of this fanfiction? The guitar was stolen. You got to call Joe about this.
PETER: You’re right, Brian. I’ll call Joe about this…right after I jam on this ax.
BRIAN: No, Peter.
PETER: Damn.
(Scene changes to an old warehouse outside of Quahog, where we see Todd and his gang meeting a dark figure, who is smoking a cigar.)
TODD: Wanted to see us, Boss?
DARK FIGURE: I looked at all the things you stole, but where’s the guitar?
TODD: We sold it to some fat guy in a flea market.
DARK FIGURE: Please don’t let this fat man be Peter Griffin.
TODD: His check said he was Carter Pewtersmit.
DARK FIGURE: I should have known that you would sell Gene Simmons guitar to that fat bloated idiot. Go back to Quahog, and get it back from that cretin, or you don’t get paid.
(Todd and his gang leave, as we see the figure revealed to be said to be dead Diane Simmons.)
DIANE: Why did I hire those punks from Highland anyway? No matter. With Gene’s guitar in my hands, I’ll be master of the universe.
(We now see Skeletor enter.)
SKELETOR: Wrong, lady.
(Diane takes out a gun and shoots Skeletor to death.)
DIANE: Bonehead.
NEXT TIME: Meg’s adventure in Lawndale continues
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Family Guy/Daria/American Dad: Of Another Man's Guitar
FanfictionWhen Gene Simmons Guitar is stolen, it is bought by Peter Griffin at a garage sale. Meanwhile, Meg gets sent to Lawndale and Meets Daria Morgerndorffer.
