Never Let Me Go ❁ Stydia

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Group Chat.

Kira: okay guys, operation Stydia is a go!

Scott: get the spy glasses on, people!

Kira: Scott, you just ruined it.

Kira: and also, we aren't spying, just setting up meetings, which totally isn't the same thing

Scott: okay, fine. Anyway- is everyone in places?

Allison: we don't have places. We just text them saying 'you're invited to the premiere of Derek's new film!'

Derek: I'm always dragged into this because I'm the mutual friend.

Isaac: I'm also a mutual friend, by the way, yet they never talk about me

Malia: it's because, for some people, you're a boyfriend

Isaac: is this your way of asking me out?

Malia: omfg no

Scott: get back to the subject, people

Kira: so we invite them, and then they meet, and babies happen. Sorted.

Derek: why did we need a group chat for this again?

Allison: because, obviously, after the first meeting, we have Isaac's surprise birthday party where they also meet

Allison: and that needs planning so we can deflate Lydia's tyres so she needs a lift from stiles!

Isaac: wait, what? You planned a surprise birthday party for me?

Scott: well done Allison 👏🏻

Kira: and also... When did we start to plan to vandalise Lydia's car?

Isaac: the surprise birthday party isn't really a surprise anymore, is it?

Allison: whoops

Malia: damn right whoops, we spent ages planning that damn party

Kira: GUYS WHY ARE WE VANDALISING LYDIA'S CAR

Kira: my mom always told me never to vandalise

Kira: or to break the law

Scott: what's a little vandalism between friends, right? 😉

Pack Group Chat.

I've changed everyone's names in the group chat. Or Kira has, anyway, and I have no clue who's who

Main hoe: haha sorry. 'Sourwolf' is Derek

Changing you back to Kira

Sourwolf: thanks.

Future Husband: what am I?

Kira: 'Future Husband' is stiles, obviously

Right. Obviously.

Who even manages to fall in a hole anyway: what's going on?