One Direction at the park

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Paul: Alright boys we can hang around here for a while if you wo-- HARRY LEAVE THAT LADY ALONE!

Harry: But...we...just like...get on really...well.

Paul: For christ sakes LOUIS WHY IS THAT GIRL CRYING

Louis: THIS BITCH IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS PAUL I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING

Paul: LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE LOUIS!

Louis: Paul stop being rude. *snaps fingers in 2 formation and walks away*

Paul: Well at least the others are behav-- NIALL WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SANDWICH?!

Niall: *points towards a nice couple who are enjoying picnic and do not even notice him*

Zayn: *runs to Paul* I FELL INTO THE BUSH! NOW THERE ARE LEAVES IN MY HAIR !!!*cries in prince* LIAM WHERE IS MY BRUSH AND MIRROR OMG I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY QUIFF EW EW EW

Paul: ZAYN CALM DOWN! NIALL GIVE THAT SANDWICH BACK! *inhales air* At least, Liam isn't doing anything ba--WAIT WHAT!

Liam: *goes over to couple who are making out* What you two are doing is highly inappropriate. There are small children here. Also remember, be safe and use protection. You'll thank me later.

Harry: *to old woman* I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Paul: ...

Paul: This wasn't in my contract.

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