Instructor: Shut the door....
Me: Turn the light off. I wanna be with you, I wanna feel your love.
Instructor: Umm erm okay then...On that road, you are only allowed to drive in one direction.
Me: OMFG!!!! Are you a directioner too?? I love One Direction so freakin' much. Don't you just love how Louis and Harry are so in love? They should seriously make sexy army of Stylinson babies. OMG!!! Wait, you might be a directionator...How many r's are there?? Huh...?
Me: Why didn't you answer. OMG I'm in a car with a directionator. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! I'm gonna ran this car into that tree. I freakin' hate directionators. People like you are the reason why nice people like me can't live peacefully!!!
Instructor: Who do you think you are? Who do you think I am?
Me: Oh, I see. You're trying to prove that you're a directioner by quoting "Taken" lyrics. Well, I don't care.
Instructor: Please, just calm down. Here, how about we turn on the radio. *WMYB plays*
Me: OMG!! THIS IS MY JAM!!! Sing it with me!!! BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL!!!
Instructor: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PIGEON!
Me: WHERE!!! KEEEEEEEVINNNNNN!!! WHERE ARE YOU???? *gets out of the car* IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU WOULD JUST POOP ON ME PLEASE!!!
Instructor: Dear God, Are all directioners like this...Help me.
*fails test*
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One Direction Memes
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