Directionator

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Directionator: Hey, is that One Direction's song you're listening to?

Me: Uh..yea?

Directionator: OMG I'M A HUGE FAN!1!!111111!!!!

Directionator: Neil is like the hottest of them all. Omg his tats tho. But why is he dating that chick Eleanor from Little Mix. His hair was absolutely gorg when he had that blond streak bt y did he get a buzzcut?

Me: *tries to calm down her nerves* Uh...

Me: *mumbles to herself* breathe in, breathe out. Everything will be alright.

Me: *gritts her teeth* No, it will not.

Me: *tries desperately to hide knives and guns*

Directionator: Okay, c ya soon! Im gonna listen to their song 'she looks so perfect'. Thats my favorite!

Me: You didn't just say that...

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