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Niall: Hi guys! *no one pays any attention to him* *sadly walks away and sits on a nearby bench*

Zayn: Louis! Let's hi five!

Louis: Lol no! *runs away*

~Mean while~

Harry: But Leeyum, I want that cat. Plea--

Liam: No, Harry. We're leaving.

Zayn: *approaches* Hey guys, anyone has seen my mirror? *sees the cat who is scratching it* WHOSE IS THIS CAT I'M GONNA BURRY IT IN THE HOLE!!!!

Liam: Bad cat! Stupid cat! Return it to Za--OW IT JUST BIT ME!!!

Paul: *walks towards them* hey boys, wha--LIAM WHY IS YOUR HAND BLEEDING ZAYN WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHERE IS NIALL HARRY WHY ARE YOU HUGGING THIS WOMAN LOUIS LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE!!!

Harry: This woman said that I can have this cat.

Woman: This isn't even my cat. *rolls her eyes and walks away*

Zayn: *dials 911* Hello there Vas happenin'. My friend just got bitten by puss--I mean, by cat. Please, come here ASAP!

Louis: *yells at someone who is wearing suspenders* WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO WEAR THE SAME SUSPENDERS AS THE DONCASTER KING HUH?! GO FU--

PAUL: LANGUAGE!!!

Louis: *scoffs like a mean girl* *walks away*

Niall: *walks to Paul* Whats happening'?

Harry: They won't let me take this cat!

Zayn: *calms Liam down* everything will be alright, babe.

Paul: *turns to Harry* THAT cat, Harry, just bit Liam.

*Ambulance arrives* *They grab Liam* *They take Liam away*

Niall: Well, that was...unexpected.

Paul: You, people, aren't normal.

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