THREE | THE SEB STANIMAL
{GROUPCHAT}
michelle tanner: thank me anytime chris you have the nicest contact name now
eminem wannabe: i deserve the nicest one i think
serial t'chiller: you deserve nothing you greasy haired little boy
eminem wannabe: that is so rude watch your back olsen
scarface: what
thicc daddy: what's my contact name
michelle tanner: not saying and i'll pay you 70 if it isn't the first thing willa reacts to when she checks her phone
little red: how did you even get her phone
michelle tanner: our resident mop distracted her with buffalo wings
eminem wannabe: make fun of me now
eminem wannabe: but i'm ahead of the curve with this hair
eminem wannabe: the seb stanimal flies solo
thicc daddy: that's not a thing...
willa wonka: i'm gagging
willa wonka: who did this
willa wonka: why am i reading 'thicc daddy'
michelle tanner: TOLD YOU CHRIS
thicc daddy: NO OH MY GOD
spice queen: what did you do chris is doing the boob laugh again
spice queen: I NEED TO GET HIS HAIR DONE HE HAS AN INTERVIEW
little red: lizzie changed all of wil's contact names whAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
teabag boy: oK TOM!! SHUT UP!!
scarface: WHAT ARE THE REST
willa wonka: FOR YOUR REFERENCE BECAUSE THIS WASNT THAT HARD TO DECODE:
willa wonka: serial t'chiller (chadwick), thicc daddy (chris), eminem wannabe (fucking seb), spice queen (tanya), scarface (scarlett), michelle tanner (lizzie), teabag boy (sam), little red (tom) omelette chef (robert), ASSHOLE (mackie my love)
willa wonka: well played lizzie
omelette chef: why's sebastian an eminem wannabe
willa wonka: the song? stan? by eminem? was the education in the 1940s that bad?
omelette chef: i'm not that old
spice queen: i've decided thicc daddy can do his hair himself
thicc daddy: please no
spice queen: i'm only obliging him because his hairdresser's sick
spice queen: anyway @chadwick are you here i'm thirsty
serial t'chiller: in a couple minutes, the line was pretty long
teabag boy: #CHANYA
spice queen: not thirsty like that
eminem wannabe: wait why am i 'fuckin seb' that's disrespectful
willa wonka: sucks
eminem wannabe: swallows
ASSHOLE: this is FILTH
michelle tanner: SEBASTIAN STAN
teabag boy: was that meant to be dirty because that's just pathetic
eminem wannabe: okay i didn't mean it i'm sorry
omelette chef: you guys are too young to be talking like this
scarface: THERE IS A 19 YEAR OLD HERE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
spice queen: TAP THAT SEB
teabag boy: why do you bother talking dirty to willa when you could be talking to me
thicc daddy: i'll talk to you sam :)
teabag boy: looks like i found my thicc daddy
willa wonka: SAMANTHA
teabag boy: my name is SAM
little red: you guys are the best people
ASSHOLE: i need to leave
YOU ARE READING
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