SEVEN | EVISCERATION
{PRIVATE CHAT}
[all translations are at the end of the chapter]
eminem wannabe: look babydoll i want to live past my late twenties so don't attack me
willa wonka: late twenties?
eminem wannabe: EARLY THIRTIES FINE please don't drink my blood i'm just a peaceful man who didn't ask to be sacrificed
willa wonka: but your blood is the only thing that keeps me youthful :'(
eminem wannabe: fine just a little bit maybe
willa wonka: let your greasy hair flourish
eminem wannabe: i CUT it stop making fun of it
eminem wannabe: i'm trying to do a nice thing
willa wonka: are you going to stab yourself in the eye on my behalf
willa wonka: you make it too easy i'm sorry
willa wonka: you just hand me opportunities like this
eminem wannabe: now i know what tanya meant
willa wonka: what did tanya mean
eminem wannabe: listen that article was bullshit and out of line
eminem wannabe: we could get it retracted
eminem wannabe: and it's okay to lash out about it because any sane person would
eminem wannabe: though i mean....you're hardly sane....
eminem wannabe: still we're all here for you
willa wonka: seb that's so nice thank you
willa wonka: you have no idea what i'd be doing to you if we were alone right now
eminem wannabe: yeah? and what would that be.. ;)
willa wonka: EVISCERATION FOH
willa wonka: ok on a serious note though thanks for caring but you really shouldn't because there's nothing that has been or will be written about me that will ever affect me. i will continue pissing my managers off by trash talking the press regardless
willa wonka: but thanks for the support!!!
eminem wannabe: i rest my case tâmpit
willa wonka: oh two can play the language game залупа :-)
eminem wannabe: i didn't sign up for this
willa wonka: but you're getting it because you're a лайні самородок
willa wonka: and you don't mean your abuse but you will soon
willa wonka: because i'm a bad influence and can frustrate you far beyond the conviction in your chivalry
eminem wannabe: yet 4 years later and i'm still a gentleman???
eminem wannabe: i feel like the longer your words get the more creative your insults are
eminem wannabe: you think i'm gonna bother to translate that to find out what you've been calling me but I'M NOT GOING TO
willa wonka: ;)
willa wonka: oh and seb
willa wonka: серйозно хоча, спасибі
eminem wannabe: not translating that either
willa wonka: no worries
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translations
{romanian}
tâmpit: idiot
{ukrainian}
залупа: dickhead
лайні самородок: shit nugget
серйозно хоча, спасибі: seriously though, thanks
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