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TWELVE | WATERBED
{GROUPCHAT}

willa wonka:
is there anyone who wants to tell me
why there is
a life size cutout
of anthony mackie
outside my apartment

flame on:
oh god

willa wonka has changed flame on's contact name to chris

willa wonka has changed eminem wannabe's contact name to seb


willa wonka:

these nicknames got old fast sorry

mackattack
we don't play around when we say we're gonna get you back

willa wonka:
oh in that case you and seb might wanna go downstairs and check out your carpark🙄

seb: WILLA

willa wonka:
did the pranksters get pranked by the victim of the pranksters before the pranksters could prank?

michelle tanner:
WHAT DID YOU DO

willa wonka has changed michelle tanner's contact name to lizzie


seb: 
she filled our cars with hello kitty balloons..........

scarface:
she what now

willa wonka has changed scarface's contact name to scarlett


lizzie:
goat

seb:
she's not an animal lizzie
she's RUDE
and anyway
who said we didn't prank you already😋

willa wonka:
oh fuck
nonononono


seb:
that's not nice :-)

willa wonka:
mackie you think i'm mad but he's shirtless in a couple so it's honestly fine


mackattack:
🐸☕️oic
we covered her room with posters of seb

seb:
i feel like i'm being objectified 
which is not okay in general
but i'll let it slip this time


spice queen:
hey willa give me the mackie cutout


serial t'chiller:
and here i was....

spice queen:
on second thought
i'd prefer one of chad

serial t'chiller:
that's doable

willa wonka has changed spice queen's contact name to tanya

willa wonka has changed serial t'chiller's contact name to chadwick


seb:
get a room
or a house
so you can get out of mine


tanya:
don't flatter yourself we're only ever there for your waterbed

seb:
wait what

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WHEN THE REST OF US ARE WATCHING MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL


tanya:
NO
we just watch baseball on the waterbed instead we can't help that football sucks


seb:
i'm burning my house down

willa wonka:
i'll help

willa wonka has changed  tanya's contact name to unknown

unknown:
was i just downgraded

willa wonka:
you asked for it
you could've just stayed quiet like chadwick

little red:
good lord what is this

seb:
chadwick and tanya did things on the waterbed in my guest room

willa wonka has changed seb's contact name to seb😳

seb😳:
but i didn't have sex why was i downgraded too

lizzie:
i think you were upgraded
the emoji is how she feels staring at your abs on her wall

willa wonka:
cotdammitelizabeth

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