Dear whoever demanded that I write this pathetic letter,
I have been told that I am to write this letter to apologise to you pathetic mortals for what I did on Midgard.
I do not see the point of this.
I am not sorry for what I did and I do not regret my actions. Yes things didn't go as well as I'd hoped but its not my fault that you refused to co-operate. Your species were made to be ruled. You slaughter eachother in drones. You needed a leader and so I volunteered. It's not my fault that the 'leaders' you already have are not able to prevent the inevitable. My intention was to make your race better. But you turned me away.
Not my fault.
Urgh this is so annoying. This is a waste of my precious time.
As I'm sure you mewling quims will be pleased to know, I have been punished for my 'crimes' in your realm. I am now stuck in this revolting cell and am waiting upon news of when I shall be released. I have no idea why I am telling you this. You won't care, as I do not care about you. The feelings are the same between us. You only care for my 'brother', Thor. Why this is, I will never understand. I mean have you not seen the hair?
Urgh. You, whoever you are, better be enjoying this letter. I am not. I do not need to explain myself to a being lower than myself.
Well I see no point in straining my hand any longer for this pathetic scribble. As I said, I'm not sorry.
You got what you deserved.
Loki.
P.S just so your pathetic excuse for a brain can understand:
Pathetic mortal(s): you and your race of mindless drones.
Realm: world
Midgard: Earth
Mewling quim: I won't even tell you what THAT is. Ehehehehe.
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Ramblings Of A Hiddlestoner
Fiksi PenggemarA varied collection of Tom Hiddleston/Tom Hiddleston characters based short stories that my mind has conjured up as well as some from other fellow Hiddlestoners. Enjoy :)
