Dean was eating pie when the angel man come in rudely through the roof. he was naked.
"Oh no no pie no pie" he cried and threw the pie den eas eating and he frowned sadly
"Wat" Dawna squeaked no smile on his face and he looked at the pie on the floor
"No pie" angel man roared
"Fine" Dean pouted and he stood up to hug the angel man castle because he could tell he was sad for soem reson
"I'm sorry man" he whispered
Castiel began to cry
"Pie makes me jealous cause I want in your mouth too" so that was what made him sad
"I know cas"
Suddenly they started frenching heterosexually and Dean pushed castle into the car of thei r car/
dean seductively took off his pants with a swoop and pointed to his tall peenie weenie
"it ain gonna suk itself" he said licking his lips
he was very heterosexual and cas straightly suked his love muscle with the force of athousnd men
dean moaned and saimy walked in
"holy shit wat thE FUK R U DOING MOTHERFUKERS"
the hetersexual sex stopped and nothing was ever the same the end
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Supernatural Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of short little ficlets/oneshots/minifics that I've been playing around with. Some are ships, others aren't.
