Twat: I'd slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.
Me: Why not? It's already all over your outfit.
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(or if you're in school uniform:)
Me: Why not? It's already all over your personality.
Again, in response to the last one.
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Comebacks 101
General Fiction(Except there's more) Here is a book of comebacks, for you to use daily. Welcome to the slay squad. Brought to you by the Slay Queen (hello). Comebacks for the mighty fine only, and accompanied by a little picture Achievements: Reached the title! #...
