Twat: *Says something about your height*
Me: Wow, that's big news! I will alert the media immediately.
For both tall people and small people.
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Comebacks 101
General Fiction(Except there's more) Here is a book of comebacks, for you to use daily. Welcome to the slay squad. Brought to you by the Slay Queen (hello). Comebacks for the mighty fine only, and accompanied by a little picture Achievements: Reached the title! #...
