Twat: You're so gay.
Me: Gay? No, I'm straighter than the pole that your mum dances on.
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Comebacks 101
General Fiction(Except there's more) Here is a book of comebacks, for you to use daily. Welcome to the slay squad. Brought to you by the Slay Queen (hello). Comebacks for the mighty fine only, and accompanied by a little picture Achievements: Reached the title! #...
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Twat: You're so gay.
Me: Gay? No, I'm straighter than the pole that your mum dances on.
